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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Fortune</title><link>https://linux.die.net/man/6/fortune</link><description>Random, hopefully interesting, adages</description><item><title>You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
</title></item><item><title>Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
</title></item><item><title>The lunatic, the lover, and the poet,
Are of imagination all compact...
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
</title></item><item><title>Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?  And hain't that a big
enough majority in any town?
		-- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"
</title></item><item><title>You'll be sorry...
</title></item><item><title>Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
</title></item><item><title>Beware of Bigfoot!
</title></item><item><title>Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
		-- J.P. Donleavy
</title></item><item><title>Q:	Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A:	You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
	gets all the credit.
</title></item><item><title>Q:	How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	One.
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