Fortunehttps://linux.die.net/man/6/fortuneRandom, hopefully interesting, adagesYou will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective. Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination all compact... -- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream" Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town? -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn" You'll be sorry... Having nothing, nothing can he lose. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI" Beware of Bigfoot! Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. -- J.P. Donleavy Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: One.