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-<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Fortune</title><link>https://linux.die.net/man/6/fortune</link><description>Random, hopefully interesting, adages</description><item><title>You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
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-</title></item><item><title>Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
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- -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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- -- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
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- -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"
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-</title></item><item><title>You'll be sorry...
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-</title></item><item><title>Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
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- -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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- -- J.P. Donleavy
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-</title></item><item><title>Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
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-A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
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-</title></item><item><title>Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
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+<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Fortune</title><link>https://linux.die.net/man/6/fortune</link><description>Random, hopefully interesting, adages</description><item><title>You're at the end of the road again.</title></item><item><title>Courage is your greatest present need.</title></item><item><title>Don't Worry, Be Happy. -- Meher Baba</title></item></channel></rss>
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The Dod
4 年之前