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+<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Fortune</title><link>https://linux.die.net/man/6/fortune</link><description>Random, hopefully interesting, adages</description><item><title>You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
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+brakes are defective.
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+</title></item><item><title>Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
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+sorry.
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+ -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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+</title></item><item><title>The lunatic, the lover, and the poet,
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+Are of imagination all compact...
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+ -- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
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+</title></item><item><title>Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big
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+enough majority in any town?
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+ -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"
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+</title></item><item><title>You'll be sorry...
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+</title></item><item><title>Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
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+ -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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+</title></item><item><title>Beware of Bigfoot!
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+</title></item><item><title>Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
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+ -- J.P. Donleavy
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+</title></item><item><title>Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
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+A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
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+ gets all the credit.
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+</title></item><item><title>Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
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+A: One.
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+</title></item></channel></rss>
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